Friday, February 08, 2013


Semantic Mechanical Analysis by Reducto Ad Absurbum

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“You've reached the signal department. Please leave a detailed message. Speak clearly to provide necessary subtext.”
“Hi Sandy. This is Carl from dispersals and receivables. I need one of your patented signal processing applications. Could you encode and retransmit this signal? That would be great. Oh, would you put this through verbal veracity verifier loop, too? I would be eternally grateful. Of course, I'll need you to distill and reinterpret the results. Two or three loops should get me the data I need. Then a hypereal structural analysis will get me home. I know this is a lot of work for you, and I promise that we can expect some terrific results. Your the best.”

“So here's the mandatory text.

Case number 11756378 dash 5.

Granular structure set to level 7.

Variable 1: Lost Sock.

Variable 2: Couscous

Variable 3: Clovis Spearhead.

End of text.”

Algorithm:
  1. Enter contextual data-wetware.
  2. Convert analog audio to .mp3.-Scribe
  3. Process .mp3 to provide .aiff.-Audacity
  4. Differentiate .aiff via artificial speech :agnes-Automator
  5. Go to Line 2; loop:3
  6. Interpolate via MgfFn process.- machine/wetware interface.
  7. Report text-remote core app.
  8. Analyze.
Rundatetime: 190220130730
Loop One:
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Loop Two:
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Loop 3:
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This is Carl in D & R. Beep!”
Hi Carl. It's Sandy from signal. I have your hyper-real structural analysis results. Buy one million shares of CRSS immediately. Spread it around at least seven accounts. Sell at 213.25. Also, the process daemon seems to be getting restless. We should get research to capture another soon. I'm sending the detailed report now.”